My favorite part of It’s Always Sunny is how someone always happens to have a goddamn fucking fun
I stole batteries for my speaker. They lost four dollars and I get to blare “Party In the USA”
you know what i love about me? how hot i am.
When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
|—Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via assgod)|
You’ll do what?