Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds
Fish face Pink Shirt
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
peaceful times before the skeleton war
Printing out resumes and the Printer is loud as FUCK
I can type three pages in 15 minutes while keeping my content consistent and my word choice expansive. Therefore, just opening Word is more than half the effort.
I’m halfway there!
"I read you loud and clear"
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"