My education in a nutshell
by sergey neamoscou
When in doubt eat her out
You ain’t having none of Munchlax’s fine piece of hot ass.
Hannibal Buress - (x)
destroy this “more than friends” bullshit
destroy this disgusting fucking idea that being in a romantic relationship is more important/closer than being in a platonic relationship
destroy the idea that friendships are less than romances
destroy the idea that you need to be romantically involved with someone if you want to be really close to them
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin
They’re playing “Selfie” at work and it’s all kids racing, so it’s the first song these parents are hearing.
"Watch the Birdie" by Vaughan Bass c. 1940s